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i peel off my skin to reveal my flesh is made of yaoi mangas
(Source: frickingloki)
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Fried Eggs Look Like They’re talking
Eggsplain it to me one more time.
“You fried me in a pan.”
“̞̥̲̻̉̂̈I͎͓̓̓’̛̫̖͔̻̯ͣ̐l̖ͮͮĺ̖̲͌ ̶͓̻̺̙̏s̻͈̜̯̣̠̹̈́̈́ͭͩ̊ē̸̲̝̖͇̯͇͕͐̐ͧ̐͆͊e͑ͨ͂͌͏̬̖̥ ̓ͩ͋͐ͥ̃҉ŷ̩͔̬̝̈́̾o͕̱͔ͨͧ̿̇͌͟ù̫͈͓̩̮̗̞̐̾̔̐ ̫̹͍̝ͪ̀ͮ͗̒f͉̮̞̳̥̩̒̂̓͗ͨ̎̅ř͔͕ͩ͌̂̃̚͝y̡̫ͨ̽ ͈͍͉ͪ̌̕in͓̤̦̋̾̐̏̅ͧͤ͝ ̝͉͍̟̠̍̇͐͢h̵̩̗̏e̘̿̍l̥ͬͮ͢l̬̣͓ͦ.̙̙͙̘͎͚ͧ̽”̙͇̿ͬ
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cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
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- Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
- Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
- Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
- Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
- Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
- Thor:
- Thor:
- Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
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Hey hey
uu
I dont like your girlfriend.
HEY HEY
DIRK DIRK
I ALREADY KILLED HER
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you laugh now, wait till you get home.
